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rofl! Would be awesome if this was realized in-game ;-)
Hah, nice one.
Welcome to silvermoon the use of magic is forbiden every single undead or amani troll that passes the gates becomes exalted with our faction.
Welcome to the Overcity, Free hugs given at 10 to 6. Try our new perfume shop!
I get a feeling Dwarfs would swap places with Blood Elfs.
I didnt finish if becouse i had to go to school+max limit of one msg :)
Welcome to Silvermoon! Use of magic is prohibited, so is wearing of colourful clothes (it looks gay you know. Breaking news: Cure for hard work addiction found!
Welcome to Undercity! Commercial poster: Buy our brand new Sun Cream UV factor 500! No more accidents when casting holy light! 10 of 10 members of Forsaken Order of Paladins recomend buying this product!
Welcome to Shattrath City! *Only blowing of wind and dark whispers are heard in this light forsaken place. No mortal soul dares to enter these ruins* (i mean BEFORE wotlk xD)
Welcome to Dalaran! Tourist guide: Due to global warming Icecrown melted down and Rhonin offered refugee to whole scourge which has lost their home floods.
pure epic! :3
Dalaran would be a village of amish people who despised magic.
Welcome to Booty Bay's homeless care center. Get your free meals and blankets at the give-away-center (westside). Feel free to use to docks to dive to where ever you want to go.
ps: Please do not feed the pet giant!
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Welcome to Darnassus! The main city of industry! Pls sign our petition for deforesting of Moonglade.
Welcome to Thunder Bluff! 5 copper per each use of teleport (right, wooden elevators and bridges are gone). Tauren engineering is fun!
Welcome to Gnomeregan! Pls do not walk across lawns, dont pick up flowers to train your herbalism and dont kill little fawns and bloodthirsty rabbits becouse of light leather.
Welcome to Orgrimmar! The city of Orgrimer Hammerspeare and the most talented opera singer ever to live - Thrall Thundervoice. Today we play: Orcelot and Trollie.
Welcome to Iron Forge! Pls bear in mind that consuming any alcohol is strictly prohibited. So is wearing of weapons in the city. Dont forget to visit our newly opened Flower shop, in the Rainbow district.
Welcome to Stormwind! Trespassers will be eaten. Latest news: The warchief declained war on Crossroads and Tarren Mill. Only raids allowed.
Welcome to Exodar! Abandon all hope those who enter. Today's special guest - Kil'Jeaden! Signing of photos 13:00 pm -16:00 pm. Pls do not pee in lava pools after getting drunk from fermented soul beer.