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Say what?
Don't question the box !
I just did and I'll do it again: SAY WHAT?
I understand this completely! Trevor is the ostrich. Acording to the box, the ostrich is Chuck Norris. If Trevor is the ostrich then this makes Trevor Chuck Norris. But this also contradicts the fact that Chuck Norris is the most powerful being known to man, because Chuck Norris can't be killed. And the ostrich was killed. So the ostrich cannot be Chuck Norris and Trevor can't be Chuck Norris either. This comment is very long.
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Manwithabox
So, Trevor was the ostrich, the ostrich is Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris is Trevor, and somehow, Vallant was involved...